lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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