remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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