I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
