The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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