Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
