who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You can't motorboat a personality
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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