who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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