kristin has been a bad kristin
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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