Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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