She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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