By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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