Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
tell me about the eggs
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