so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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