Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
