oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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