Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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