I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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