let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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