Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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