Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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