I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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