I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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