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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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