is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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