Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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