I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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