I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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