didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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