Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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