i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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