HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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