you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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