i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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