you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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