I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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