I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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