Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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