how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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