Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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