If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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