she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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