Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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