Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize