even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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