This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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