What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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