So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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