so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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