We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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