Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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