also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
