He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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