I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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